tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺

That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

What did I do to deserve a fate such as this.

girl it was already blazed....naught but embers

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

show thesis or something

[image description: two stills from Black Sails. Billy asks, "Is that the truth?" Flint gives him a knowing smirk. end id]

suspiciously well placed rainbow

"Since we have this opportunity, why don't we go explore the fair? I'll do my very best to escort you."

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free