

tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺
girl it was already blazed....naught but embers
kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?
I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…
[image description: two stills from Black Sails. Billy asks, "Is that the truth?" Flint gives him a knowing smirk. end id]
for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.
“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free